Holiday companies, eagerly planning for the end of the travelling lockdown, have roundly applauded the announcement from 10 Downing Street, of the landswap between the UK & Mexico. Companies, like TUI, Virgin Holidays & Jet2, have seized on the governments release of cheap hotels, in Cancun, for the exclusive use of British tourists.
Following the decision of Boris to start planning for life after the crisis, the PM has decided to give the hard working, and benefit claiming, people of this country something to look forward to. The governments offer of a "cheap as chips" all inclusive fortnight in Cancun for all Bitish citizens, has sent his approval ratings through the roof. For less than a price of a happy meal, a family of 4 can fly to Mexico, stay, eat and drink, for a fortnight, every year, from 2021.
The entire population of Blackpool will be shipped to Mexico in the coming weeks, with the locals from Cancun heading in the other direction, with praise coming from many sections, not least the Chairman of the RSPCA, who declared "This is great news, the treatment of donkeys on Blackpool beach can finally be improved, with the typical mother of 8 from Middlesborough weighing 600% more than the typical Mexican, the pressure on the poor animals during the popular Donkey ride season is vastly reduced, heck, its like a holiday for the fucking donkeys too, compared to what their used to."
The Prime Minster has reminded all British Citizens to continue to stop sharing pictures of Blackpool, on social media, until the ink has dried on the contract, stating "Until it does, it is imperative the Mexicans don't get a whiff of what I've done."