FedEx

Stacy J. Sciarra: Good morning readers ... this quick story is brought to you compliments of FedEx. A delivery guy just brought me an overnight envelope... while I'm signing for it, he asks how to pronounce my last name... it goes like this:

FedEx: "How do you say your name?"
Me: "Ski-are-uh"
FedEx: "Gill?"
<me staring at him in utter disbelief... dude, that's not even close>
Me: "Ski...are...uh..."
FedEx: "Oh. Ski-lar-ah"
Me: "No. Ski.... as in to ski, on a mountain....Are...as in Are you stupid....uh, as if I just punched you in the stomach..."

*pokerface*

What. The. Actual. Fuck. GILL!?!?!??! That's not even CLOSE.... there's not even a G or G sound anywhere in ANY of my names. Seriously.

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