Roving Reporter Vivian Smart-Ass Reports on Resumes...

Fun with resumes and cover letters, from Vivian Smartass.  These are being reprinted as is.  No, I don’t know what a “liver cheese” is.

1.  I have 15 years of experience, including as a Customer Service Rep, as a SCREEN PRINTER and as a LIVER CHEESE in industries including Engineering, Accounting, Research, Management, and Related Services.

2.  SIR I NEED A JOB VERY BADLY OUR HOME CONDITION IS NOT VERY GUD DUE TO FLOOD CONDITION OUR ALL HOME IS DAMAGE AND WE HAVE NO MONEY TO REPAIR IT AND MY FATHER Z A TAXI DRIVER I HAVE LEAVE MY UNIVERSTY IN THE MIDDLE . GIVE ME SOME KIND OF JOB PLZ SIR HELP ME

3.  I also Managed a buisnes called "redacted" in Galena Il. I was an Assistant Manager for a convience store, The Ioco in Benton Wis. I haven't worked for awhile due to some health issues, but I do have that under control. I have been babysitting my Grandchildren for the past few years. I just would like to work part time not for the money but because I need to be busy. I love meeting and talking to people. I am proficient. and organized. I do learn easy also.

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