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Stacy J. Sciarra: Good afternoon What the Actual Fuck followers... today, I come to you with a story that has left me wondering ... what the actual fuck is wrong with people?! It seems that over the weekend some dumbass what the fuckers were boating in the Florida Keys...this party includes a 4 year old little girl and an 80 year old woman. The fascinating part of the story is supposed to be that “Yay! They were rescued, by the Coast Guard, when their boat overturned after treading water and clinging to a cooler for TWENTY HOURS!”
...am I the only one that has to question... why the fuck weren’t they wearing life jackets?!? I mean, we’re not talking about athletes here ... we’re talking about a 4 year old girl – who hasn’t mastered walking let alone treading water for hours on end with who I can only assume is her just as wobbly on legs grandmother ... and other various idiotic family members.
People... use you common sense ... life jackets are called life jackets for a reason. Back to you, Brad.
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