Raiders ... win number 1

Good morning What The Actual Fuck followers.  And now, sports with Stacy because Brad sure as hell ain't gonna do it.

Yes, it's football season. And oh...my...god... did you SEE that Raiders win?!? While the Raiders were impressive, considering the past 5 seasons, I think I was most dumbfounded by the 63 yd field goal by Janikowski!!! First of all ... dayum... that's more than half the freakin' field!!! And what did he have to say about the record tying kick? That he was disappointed because it wasn't a good, solid kick. Dude. WTAF. Seriously. Enjoy your moment. You play for the Raiders. These victories don't come often.

While I'm stoked about the win ... let's talk about the penalties. 15 penalties for 131 yards. Seriously. We are the most penalized team in the NFL... a record that we've, apparently, held since 1998. This is a title I'd rather not have. Even the commentators were talking about it. "Oh? Another flag? Color me surprised" "I don't even have to say it" "c'mon... your job is to do your job" (that last one made me cock my head to the side. No shit, Captain Obvious.)

Regardless... a win is a win...one that we actually DIDN'T get by Seabass alone. I am a happy what the actual fucker.

This is Stacy "OMG THE RAIDERS WON A GAME I MUST CELEBRATE" Sciarra with your WTAF News Sports with Stacy because Brad sure as shit ain't gonna do it ... signing off. Back to you Brad. Thirty Love and out!

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