"Overheard" in the gay.com chat room: "I met this really cute redhead. We're going out tomorrow. I really like him, but he's kinda fat. Are all redheads Irish?" to which I REALLY wanted to reply, "Yes.  All redheads are from Ireland, all blacks are from Africa, all Hispanics are from Mexico, and all women are from Venus.  He may be "kinda fat" but at least he's not half retarded like you, ya vain vapid bitch!"

>_<
"You must be this hot to even think of having sex with me"
"Good.  Make a clone and go fuck yourself."

This right here is the perfect example of the majority of the Dallitude infected gay men and gay men in general. Makes me think that the amount of brain cells is directly linked to the amount of fat; once these hookers start obsessing about their image and shedding some pounds, their IQ drops just as fast as their pants at a homo "pool party". <rolls eyes>

I am SO done with all the men here.  <washes hands>  WTAF?


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